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  This stimulates the clit from the outside of the hood and also allows you to make contact with the clit underneath the hood when you’re at the 6 o’clock position.

  You can vary this by starting softly with slow circles, then using more force and increasing speed as she gets closer to orgasm.

  2) ABCs

  You may have heard of this one before, and it may even seem like a joke, but it’s actually a legitimately good technique.

  Simply position your tongue on either side of her clit or at the top, and use your tongue to draw your ABCs.

  This provides just the right amount of contact with both the clitoral hood and the clitoral head while adding lots of variation (since no two strokes are exactly the same).

  And if you want to add even more variation to it, you can trace out words, sentences, and geometrical shapes.

  (Geometry 101 will finally come in handy!)

  3) Sweeping

  Position your tongue on either the right or left side of her clit. Then move from side to side as if you were sweeping a floor.

  You can vary between fast and slow strokes to maximize pleasure. You can also go with long vertical strokes instead of side-to-side strokes.

  4) Tongue Penetration

  This is a good way to switch things up and give her a unique sensation.

  Use your tongue to thrust in and out of her vaginal opening a few times as your lips make contact with her inner labia.

  5) Vacuum

  Put your lips around her clit so that it’s in your mouth and lightly suck it – similar to the way you’d suck through a straw but gentler. The gentleness is key because it’ll make her uncomfortable if you suck on it too hard.

  You can add variety to this by combining it with the circle technique. While the clit is in your mouth, lick it in a circular motion.

  Signs She’s Enjoying the Cunnilingus

  The techniques and basics are great, but how do you know if she’s actually enjoying the cunnilingus?

  Here are some signs that she’s loving the experience:

  - She moans. While some girls are mostly silent with light moans when they like it, others will moan loudly. Pay attention to her moans – the more she does it, the closer she usually is to coming.

  - She holds your head down in her vagina with her hand. This is a clear sign that she wants you to stay down there and keep doing what you’re doing.

  - She bites her lip. If she does this, then you’re doing something right.

  - She’s says, “Just like that.” Phrases like this tell you that you should keep doing exactly what you’re doing. Not faster, not in a different rhythm, but the same thing.

  How Long Should You Perform Cunnilingus?

  There is no set amount of time for performing cunnilingus.

  You can use it as a tool to make a girl orgasm. In this case, it can take anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes or more depending on the girl.

  You can also use it as a tool to increase excitement and turn her on, which will lead to better sex. In this case, you can do it for as long as you want, but don’t stop if you notice she’s about to have an orgasm.

  Wrapping Up the Casanova Guide to Cunnilingus…

  If you can perform cunnilingus well, you’ll drive women wild and make them crave sex with you. You’ll also find it a lot easier to give women orgasms.

  Here’s a quick recap of the chapter:

  - Tease her before the cunnilingus by kissing her erogenous zones, giving her a sexual massage, using your fingers, and kissing around her vagina.

  - Keep the cunnilingus basics in mind, like starting slow, hitting the clit from different angles, using different parts of your tongue, pacing yourself, and making occasional eye contact.

  - Use techniques like circles, sweeping, and the vacuum to enhance the cunnilingus experience.

  - Know the signs to look for when she’s enjoying the cunnilingus.

  - Don’t stop too soon.

  Fundamental #13:

  Teach Her to Give You Great Head (so She Gets Addicted)

  For those not familiar with the slang, “giving head” is when a girl sucks your dick. It’s a blowjob.

  Not every girl gives great head, and that’s a damn shame. I’d say probably about 30% of women give amazing blowjobs, 40% of women give average blowjobs, and 30% of women give mediocre blowjobs.

  The women who do give great head seem to enjoy it and get turned on by it the most. In fact, I’ve seen women literally have orgasms from giving head. It’s like they’re addicted to it.

  These particular women enjoy pleasing you so much that it gets them off to do so. They could literally give you head all day.

  Of course, getting head turns you on as well, makes you harder, and gets you ready to give her the D the way she needs it.

  So it’s pretty damn key that a girl gives you great head.

  But what do you do if your girl is average or below average at giving head?

  You can teach her to give you great head!

  When a girl goes from average or mediocre to great at giving head, she’ll enjoy it more, get addicted to pleasing you, and want to do it all the time.

  (Credit to my man Christian McQueen of https://realchristianmcqueen.com/ for some of these tips. I started doing this a lot more after I learned about it from him.)

  Here’s How to Teach Her to Give You Great Head…

  Sit on a chair and put a pillow in front of you. Tell her to get undressed and kneel on the pillow.

  Tell her, “Baby, I want you to take your time giving me head, and I’ll show you exactly what I like.”

  Walk her through it and tell her exactly what you want. For example:

  “Open your mouth wider”

  “Spit on it”

  “Jerk it with your hands for a few seconds”

  “Hold it with your hand while you suck on it”

  “Gag for me”

  “Choke on it”

  “Look up at me while you suck it”

  “Use more tongue”

  “No teeth.”

  “Suck on my balls”

  (It’s important to do this in a dominant way – don’t worry, you’ll learn about this in Part V.)

  After one or two times doing this, you should be able to take her from an average or below average head-giver to an amazing one. And both of your sex lives will be a lot better as a result.

  Part V:

  The Sex Fundamentals

  Fundamental #14:

  Consent and Protection

  We’re in the most fun section of the book – the part about actually having sex!

  It’s the part you’ve probably been waiting for all along (though hopefully you’ve read everything up until now – that’ll be a big factor in deciding whether or not you can actually put the following fundamentals to good use).

  But before we dive into the fun stuff, we need to talk about a couple of not-so-fun subjects…

  Consent and protection. These are two things that you can’t really avoid when it comes to talking about sex…

  A Note on Consent

  It should go without saying, but you should never try to have sex with a girl without her consent. Morally, it’s messed up to take advantage of a woman and force her to have sex with you against her will. And legally, it can screw up your whole life.

  A big reason that I hope you’re reading this book is to be able to give women an amazing sexual experience. Well, you can’t do that if she doesn’t want to have sex with you in the first place!

  So, here’s what this means…

  If she’s clearly drunk, don’t have sex with her.

  We’ve all seen the guy at the bar making out with the sloppy drunk girl. She can barely stand up, and she clearly isn’t fully aware of what’s going on. It’s best to avoid women who are too drunk because not much good will come out of that situation. If you happen to meet a cool girl who suddenly gets a little too drunk at some point in the night (which happens from time to time), I
suggest calling her a taxi home or bringing her back to her friends.

  Keep an eye out for girls who slur their words as well. They might be able to compose themselves to a point, but they let out subtle signals that they’re actually wasted.

  Overall, there’s a big difference between going on a date with a girl and having one or two drinks together, then bringing her home, and meeting a girl at the club who is already five to ten drinks deep.

  What’s more, it’s a big red flag when a girl goes out and gets hammered on a consistent basis. It’s best to stay away from this type of girl in general, as she’s bound to get you into some bad situations (or cheat on you if you end up dating her).

  The hard “no.”

  You’re hooking up with a girl in bed, clothes start coming off, and then all of a sudden she gives you the hard “no” (i.e. she says “no” in a somewhat serious tone).

  As in, “No, I don’t want to have sex with you.”

  When you get it, it’s pretty clear that the girl does not want to have sex. At least, not that night.

  (Note: This is different from when a girl says something like, “You know we’re not going to have sex tonight, right?” before she comes back to your place. That’s token resistance, and she’s only saying it so she doesn’t feel like a slut for going back with you. If I had a dollar for every time a girl said that and then wound up begging me to have sex with her an hour later, I’d be a rich man.)

  If you get this hard “no,” pull back right away (even if you’re in the middle of having sex with her). Either leave her place, or offer to call her a taxi home if she’s at your place.

  Sometimes these women can change their minds and then want to have sex later in the night, but it’s not worth the risk, and it’s also a big red flag. It’s best to move on to a girl who is more open to sex with you.

  How to get consent without being awkward…

  Consent can be kind of a weird line because most times the girl won’t say, “Yes, please put your penis inside of me.” She might say, “You should get a condom…” and that should tell you that the answer is yes.

  Or you can say, “I’m going to get a condom...” She may nod her head, or she may just not give any response. In the latter case, you can just say something like, “Cool?”

  If she nods her head and/or says yes, then you’ve got consent.

  Whatever the case, always get some type of verbal and/or nonverbal agreement that she’s cool with having sex.

  A Note on Protection

  Yes, you should always use protection – even if you know a girl well and have been hanging with her for a while. The one exception is perhaps if you’re in an exclusive relationship with a girl, AND she’s on birth control. But even then, you still shouldn’t finish inside her (unless you like the idea of some little babies running around in 9 months).

  Why? The risks are obvious…

  Unplanned pregnancy and STDs – two things that can turn your life upside down real quick.

  With that in mind, you’ll need condoms. But what I’ve found is the type of condom you use can have a huge impact on the quality of sex.

  Some condoms just don’t have enough lubrication and will dry out too quickly (even if the girl is really wet), while others are too thin and have a tendency to break (and that’s never fun).

  Others are too thick and ruin the feeling completely.

  So, how do you find the right condom for you?

  Experiment with different types of condoms – buy a few three-packs and see which you like the most.

  My favorite condom by far is the Trojan Fire & Ice condom. I started using these a couple years ago, and I’ve never turned back. If you haven’t tried these out yet, I highly recommend giving them a shot.

  Overall, I highly recommend the Trojan condom brand over any other condom brand… by far.

  I’ve lived in several countries that don’t sell Trojan condoms, and I always make sure to bring a stock of Trojans along with me.

  I’m not affiliated with Trojan… I’m just a dude who has a lot of sex and can appreciate a good condom (and who is also sick of shitty and tiny condoms that squeeze the life out of me).

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  Okay, we’ve covered the tough stuff. Now it’s time to get to the more fun stuff!

  In the next chapter, we’ll talk about the best sex positions. So get ready…

  Fundamental #15:

  10 Orgasmic Sex Positions to Drive Her Wild

  (and How to Use Them)

  You should have some good sex positions in your arsenal.

  The positions themselves won’t make sex great. The way you use them will.

  The rhythm with which you put them into practice, the dominance you convey when you move her into these positions, and the degree to which you vary the positions. These will all have a bigger impact on the quality of sex than the positions themselves (and you will learn about all of these things in this part of the book).

  Some men, for example, try a bunch of different positions throughout their sex sessions with women, but they never get the rhythm down, and so the sex isn’t good. Other men use the positions well, but they try to do too much and tire themselves out quickly.

  My point is, sex positions are important. But they are not the be-all and end-all. You can’t rely solely on them and expect to have great sex.

  But when you combine great sex positions with the other fundamentals we’ve talked about (and will talk about throughout the rest of this book), you can transform a sex session from average to amazing.

  You can use the positions to help you last longer (both in terms of your stamina and your ability to control your orgasm), connect deeply with the girl, add variety, and stimulate important parts of her body.

  So keep that in mind as you go through this chapter.

  Here are a few more important notes before I show you the positions…

  Don’t be so quick to switch things up. If you switch positions every minute or two, you’ll have a tough time getting into a sexual rhythm with a girl, and she’ll have a tougher time reaching orgasm. It’s better to stay in a position until you get the urge to switch things up, usually after five to ten minutes (sometimes longer) or until the girl signals that she wants to switch things up.

  Skin-to-skin contact. Some of these positions maximize skin-to-skin contact, which adds more intimacy and pleasure to the experience and can also give you the bonus of stimulating her clit as you thrust. On the other hand, some of these positions minimize skin-to-skin contact, which allows you to be more dominant and adds variety to the experience. You should have a good mix of positions both with and without a lot of skin-to-skin contact.

  Keep your sexual stamina in mind. Some positions will give you a lot of stimulation and might cause you to lose control and come quickly. If you feel this happening before you want to come, then switch positions to one with less stimulation. For example, you could switch from scissor doggy style to missionary with full contact. On the other hand, some positions will tire you out more quickly. If you feel this happening, then switch to a position where you don’t have to expend as much energy. For example, you could switch from mirror doggy style to her on top.

  You can use the same position multiple times. Sex positions aren’t like baseball pitchers or the Cleveland Browns’ quarterbacks. Once you stop using one, you don’t have to toss it out for the rest of the session. You can go back to it multiple times. For example, I typically use missionary with full contact, lying flat doggy style, and her on top multiple times during a sex session. These are kind of like my “default positions.” I like them because they’re pleasurable and also make it easy to transition to a number of other, different positions.

  There are other positions, too. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of different sex positions, but these are some of the most powerful and pleasurable. I came across several of these through experimentation, while I heard about others (or saw them in porn) and tried them myself, then added my
own variations. So, don’t get caught up in thinking these are your only sex position options. Try them out and see which you like and which work well. Experiment, add variations, and hell, you might just come up with your own awesome new sex position. It’s all part of the fun.

  Be aware of when she’s about to come. One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to abruptly switch positions when a girl is about to have an orgasm. If you notice her moaning more intensely, breathing hard, or if she straight up tells you she’s about to come, then don’t switch positions! If you do, you’ll most likely rob her of her orgasm. However, a lot of guys –especially when they’re new to sex – will start to lose control when she’s about to come. In the case that you feel like you’re losing control, it’s better to switch positions so that you don’t come too early, even if it means that she doesn’t ride that wave and achieve orgasm at that moment. This helps you avoid coming too early before she comes, which will be a big downer. You can always get back into a rhythm again once you’re used to the stimulus. As a good friend of mine likes to say, “I’d rather go slow for ten minutes so I can have sex for thirty more.”